It's not easy being me. I mean, there is no end to the work. If it's not birds flying right over my bit of sky and needing to be barked at to remind them they are trespassing, it's my human family wanting me to bring back the ball for them.
Then there's my patented and world renowned fur therapy which means I am on call virtually 24 hours a day for anyone needing a cuddle.
Not many people know about my work as a plate cleaner as it is usually a covert operation but I am always on duty for this.
I tell you, anyone who thinks it's a doddle being a schnauzer should try it for themselves.