My poor humans have to go to a lot of effort to compensate for all the things they don’t have that we dogs take for granted.
It takes lots of words for them to communicate what we can get across with just one wag of the tail.
They have to pile on clothes in the winter just to keep warm, poor things, we just give our coats a shake and we’re ready for the snow!
However, the greatest lengths humans go to just to match our canine cleverness is in seeking directions. They go on a journey and they need books of maps. Many stops to ask directions from random strangers and of course the little speaking invisible woman in the car.
She speaks to them from behind a screen, saying thing like take the next left and go straight for 10 kilometres. All gobbledegook to me. And to my humans too, it seems because that device has never yet brought us to where we intended to be.
All of these books and gadgets are to make up for the fact that the humans don’t know how to follow their noses. We have a built in guidance system that never fails.
Just follow me.