So, 7am. Human sleeping. Detected by snore check. Check.
7.10 am. Begin assault on wooden mountain. One step at a time. One creak and it's all over.
7.12am. Belly crawl along landing to spy out the lie of the wasteland that is known in human terms as the Bedroom Floor.
7.15am. All clear. Advance slowly. Target in sight. Lying at foot of bed. Path clear of human interference.
7.17am. Secure artefact by grasping firmly between teeth. Retreat speedily but silently.
7.20. Was sure the bumping on the steps of the stairs of this dratted boot would wake the human! Wish was taller!
7.30. Back at base. The treasure is mine. But just the same practice looking innocent.
I love your style Isaac! That boot looks like it has zero chew marks......happy human, check!
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Isaac the Commando!! Wow, that's stealth indeed to get upstairs without detection, we are mighty impressed my friend! Have a great week and let us know when you get the other one! Dex and Lou xxx PS Don't forget to send us your photie-o-graph will you? :-)
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, I don't think I'll let Riley and Remus anywhere near you Isaac! :-) They are bad enough as it is! Lol
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