However, Mum had other plans. The dogathon, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, is a long walk for dogs. It was near the sea. The only thing I saw was lots of rain and salty flavoured mist that kept blowing into my beard. It came from this hu-mong-ous puddle. I mean, this was the biggest puddle you ever saw. If I told you you could sail a ship across it, you wouldn't believe me but it's true.
So I was inspired to put together a little schnauzer sea shanty for you. Tune up, it goes like this:
Why would I want to walk when there’s showers
Why would I want to walk when there’s showers
Why would I want to walk when there’s showers
I’ll only get my paws wet,
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Now I feel like a daft one
What’s wrong with you can’t you see it’s raining
What’s wrong with you can’t you see it’s raining
What’s wrong with you can’t you see it’s raining
This is awful weather
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Hooray you’ve put my coat on
Now I feel like a daft one
How could you do it coz I’m a good boy
How could you do it coz I’m a good boy
How could you do it coz I’m a good boy
You shouldn’t put the dog out
I've seen those big puddles before, Issac! They are crazy huge!
ReplyDeleteIsaac, sometimes you have to wonder what the humans are doin', I mean...man.... rain and wind and stuff is for snuggling on the couch under a blankie and looking OUT at the miserables weather.... not walkin' in it!! Duh! Tail Wuggles, Rubie.
ReplyDeleteIsaac, that is a fan-tas-tic shanty for a Schnauzer, we don't like going out in the wet do we? We've got coats, well actually they're black waterproof fleeces but they do our street cred no good at all! Dex & Lou x
ReplyDeleteI believe you Isaac, I've seen puddles like that. I like to jump in them and get all muddy, it's what Spaniels do
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